Gulf War Bart

Gulf War Bart
keeps it mean,
dodgin' motherfuckers
in the holocene,
cowabunga
don't look back
flash grenade
hackysack

yeah he will dack Saddam Hussein
and put a bullet in his brain
just for a start!
eat my shorts and eat my lead,
or buy my merchandise instead!
I'm Gulf War Bart!

Gulf War Bart
dope and sick
does a spin
thats a neat trick,*
hates the cops
and the Taliban
knuckle bones
in his spray can

leading CIA backed coupes,
shoutin’ yabba-dabba-do!
let’s break some hearts.
with his AK-47
season 4 to season 7
Gulf War Bart!

weaponised anthrax
and firing squads
Lovejoy, preach facts:
there are no gods
animation and
splinter cells
just another fuckin’ weekend
with our cartoon army deacon
Gulf War Baaart

[here's a little something we learned in the CIA]

Gulf War Bart,
shootin’ kids
building human
pyramids
tortures prisoners
tortures guards
torches schools
an cheats at cards

yeah he’s a gentlemen and thief,
spreading democracy and grief,
and Kwik-E-Marts.
finding WMDs
and using them on refugees,
its Gulf War Bart

Gulf War Bart,
went to Yale
MFA in
removing nails,
fighting for
the greater good
in prison orange
and spit hood,

from DUIs to IEDs
he’s conquering the Middle East
and topping charts,
a four fingered Dick Cheney,
he is totally insane-y
Gulf War Bart.

mission accomplished,
what’s your number?
Epstein was catfished
aye-caramba!
how come they can kill the Kennedys
but
I can't get a cup of coffee x 3
that tastes good.

* (note: v mad at myself for bungling this Phantom Menace reference)